Driving Don'ts

While driving around over the last few days, I have seen some really bad driving. And by bad, I mean really, really bad driving that should have people's licenses taken away. So, with that in mind, I am going to give you my "Top 10 Driving Don'ts" from just this last week:

1. Do not eat soup out of a bowl with a spoon while driving. How, exactly, do you hold the bowl, the spoon, and steer at the same time?
2. Along those same lines, do not eat that hot fudge sundae until you get home!
3. Do not turn left from the far right lane. You can always turn right, then make a u-turn and go straight to get to the same point - and it is safer.
4. Do not tailgate the big rig. As his mudflaps say, if you can't see his mirrors, he cannot see you.
5. Do not drive at night with your lights off. How is anyone supposed to see you, Mr. Black Sports Car?
6. The curved freeway on ramp with 1 lane has 1 lane for a reason. Do not pass someone in the shoulder.
7. The police officer who is following the speed limit will pull you over when you pass him going more than 10 mph faster than he is going.
8. This is a special one for the ladies - do not put on your eye makeup while driving. Please?
9. For the guys - do not comb your hair with both hands.
10. Knees were meant for moving your legs, not driving!

If you have any driving don'ts, please share them. I am anxious to hear what you are seeing.